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| Frederick F. Gleason, Jr. |
Chief Developer |
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Paravel Systems |
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| The primary cause of failure in
electrical appliances is an |
| expired warranty. Often, you can
get an appliance running again |
| simply by changing the warranty
expiration date with a 15/64-inch |
| felt-tipped marker.
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| -- Dave
Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" |
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