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| Frederick F. Gleason, Jr. | Chief Developer |
| | Paravel Systems |
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| The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an |
| expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again |
| simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch |
| felt-tipped marker. |
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| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" |
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